We make these
regardless if you
watch them or not

Having said that,
please watch anyway.

VIDEOs

VIDEOS

• RetroViews 
• Midnight Mattinee
• Production Roulette
• Random wtf

SHORT FILMS

Kill of the Night

Private Investigator Chet Riley couldn’t detect his way out of a wet paper bag. When he finds himself infiltrating the mob to find a Brooklyn heiress’s missing brother, he’ll have to rely on his wits to stay alive. Chet Riley is a dead man.

Kill of the Night

Private Investigator Chet Riley couldn’t detect his way out of a wet paper bag. When he finds himself infiltrating the mob to find a Brooklyn heiress’s missing brother, he’ll have to rely on his wits to stay alive. Chet Riley is a dead man.

REX

A Burglar on a routine break-in gets more than he bargained for when he comes face to face with the owner’s pet. Be Warned. Be Afraid. Be aware there’s no refunds.

REX

A Burglar on a routine break-in gets more than he bargained for when he comes face to face with the owner’s pet. Be Warned. Be Afraid. Be aware there’s no refunds.

Bury Me at Make-Out Beach

It’s a time for mourning as Roy and Donny attend the funeral of their dear Grandma Edna. But when Roy’s childhood crush Regina shows up to the service, maybe It’s a sign that destiny and fate are both one and the same- and they have one fucked up sense of humor.

Bury Me at Make-Out Beach

It’s a time for mourning as Roy and Donny attend the funeral of their dear Grandma Edna. But when Roy’s childhood crush Regina shows up to the service, maybe It’s a sign that destiny and fate are both one and the same- and they have one fucked up sense of humor.

SKETCHES

WE’RE SO F*CKING FUNNY

See for yourself.

RETRO-VIEWS

Watch two 30-something adults play with toys they vaguely remember from their own childhoods- a series of reviews of forgotten toys from the 80’s and 90’s that range from radical to criminal.

MISC. / WTF

A collection of our weirdest stuff to date- watch us try our best to be MTV VJ’s for a burrito shop, see our attempt at what we call “animation“, and thrill as we make fine art with pancakes as our medium. We uh… we didn’t get out much. (Even before Covid).

Production Roulette

6 movies- 2 Incredible, 2 Awful, and 2 “meh”. A game of chance where all you need is to do is stare down the barrel of Hollywood’s canon. (Yeah, we don’t know either, but you’ll laugh and you’ll learn something about movies.

MIDNIGHT MATTINEE

MATT WATCHES A LOT OF BAD MOVIES.

Now that’s your problem. Part Stand-up, Part Review, Both reasons that Matt probably needs therapy.

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