This Kind of Stuff:
Routine Assembly
I’ll put your stuff together. From your office to your living room.
Tricky Stuff
I’ll hang your shelf, I’ll mount your TV, we can talk about Twin Peaks.
Deconstruction
I can un-build and re-build stuff too. It’s a thing that’s been done.
Get a Quote For Your Project
Let’s Talk About Building Some Stuff.
This is literally what I do.
- I have now and always have worked within the “building” field. With the exception of my tenure as a human wrecking ball.
- I’ve built all of the things. I build for fun in my spare time. Who does that? Someone who builds stuff.
- I was born with a fully built lego spaceship in my
hands and no one knows how it happened.
- That one wasn’t true. But you should still let me build stuff for you.
Years Building Stuff
Completed Projects
In Case You’re Still Fuzzy On This
Basic Put-Togethers
From Wal Mart to ikea- if you’re stressed about putting that thing together, please for everyone’s safety do not put that thing together. Let a trained professional do it for you. I can give you some sick movie recs too just let me know.
Take Aparts & Twisty-Goos
Scenario: After the apocalypse- The world has been overtaken by the zombie menace. Many call this our darkest hour- and you’re moving to a new place. I can take your stuff apart from one place, and bring it to a different place- assembled.
Woodworking
Want something a little more hands-on? I hear that. Did you know I make stuff too? I would hope so, I’ve mentioned it several times. Whether it’s a table, a chair, a cabinet, or a shelf to put nobel prizes on, leave that to me.
Ask Nicki to Build Stuff
Put that Allen Key away, you’re gonna break something.
